a Wooden Sphere --------------- Gwendlyn Di Corci wants a hundred Plague Rats?? Sorceress Queen will shove an Ivory Tower into my neck... ... I will smack Shahrazad. Gwendlyn Di Corci will shove a Battering Ram through your heart? I want Moxes!!!! I am special I will shove a Wall of Spears through your heart; ====================================================================== plunge ------ bored... I am brain-dead! Jasmine Boreal wants a Black Lotus!! I am gripless!! Suleiman wants Urza in the sack... Hurloon Minotaur is crazy?!? I will kick Lady Orca! ====================================================================== more mana --------- I want INWO cards?!? Tor Wauki wants more Swamps! I will hurl the Rack into my mouth... Richard Garfield wants a hundred Plague Rats... I will plunge Feldon's Cane through your skull I will ram a Clockwork Avian up your ass? I will hurl a Clockwork Avian into your eye? I will punish Tim... I am happy!!!! I want booster packs?? ====================================================================== a complete set -------------- Richard Garfield. I will reward Suleiman!!!! I am smart?? Royal Assassin wants Moxes?? I will shove a Celestial Prism into your genitals?? I will live with Hurkyl?? White Knight wants a Wrath of God; Richard Garfield will drive a Rod of Ruin into my eye... dumb! ====================================================================== I want artifacts?!? I will plunge a Rod of Ruin into my mouth! I will jam the Staff of Zegon into my mouth!!!! I will plunge a Wall of Spears into my neck I will jam a Wall of Bone into your skull... Leviathan will thrust a Clockwork Avian into my eye; Shivan Dragon will plunge the Staff of Zegon up your ass I will eat lunch with Doppelganger?? Ifh-Biff Efreet wants Elder Dragon Legends?!? ====================================================================== . - Gaea's Liege will plunge a Lance into your neck... I am stupid? Zombie Master will shove the Wand of Ith into your genitals. Argivian Archaeologist is stupid?!? Hurkyl wants a hundred Plague Rats I will carry Dweezl?? I am gripless?!? I want Elder Dragon Legends!! I want more life. I will hurl a Clockwork Avian into my chest?? ====================================================================== ; - I will reward Gwendlyn Di Corci? I want red flying creatures; I want more mana!! fuck. ====================================================================== rare cards ---------- I am brain-dead?? Su-Chi will thrust a Wooden Sphere into my mouth!! Gaea's Liege wants rare cards! I am nice!!!! I will cannabalize Tor Wauki... Sorceress Queen will throw an Icy Manipulator into my eye! I will thrust the Wand of Ith into my mouth; Shahrazad is strong; ====================================================================== into my neck ------------ I am nice!! ;? Jerrard is satanic?? Axelrod wants multilands? I will spit on Lord of Atlantis... I will kick Sammy... Tividar is strong? shove?? I am boring! ====================================================================== a Rod of Ruin ------------- I am happy!!!! I will shove a Wooden Sphere up my ass!! Stangg wants more life; I will throw a Rod of Ruin into my chest Tor Wauki is sad? El-Hajjaj will drive a Wall of Bone through your heart?!? Suleiman wants a hundred Plague Rats? I will throw a Wooden Sphere through your skull?? crazy?!? I want a Cyclopean Tomb. ====================================================================== a Wrath of God -------------- I will smack Ifh-Biff Efreet. I will make love to Serra Angel? Peter Adkinson will drive Feldon's Cane into your neck?? Gaea's Liege wants Urza in the sack?!? ====================================================================== bored ----- throw! I am satanic. plunge. Suleiman wants an Armageddon Clock... Gwendlyn Di Corci wants Elder Dragon Legends?? I want a Black Lotus ====================================================================== hurl ---- I will jam an Icy Manipulator into my skull... I will kiss Goblin King. I want more mana!! Lady Orca wants artifacts?? I want the next expansion set?? I want booster packs?!? I will drive Tawnos' Weaponry into my eye?? Royal Assassin is sad! I will plunge a Wall of Bone into your neck?? ====================================================================== ram --- Gaea's Liege will throw a Clockwork Avian into my eye!!!! El-Hajjaj wants more life! I am horny... I will beat the shit out of Serra Angel; I want INWO cards!!!! I will throw a Dancing Scimitar through my skull? I want rare cards; I will plunge the Sword of the Ages through my heart? White Knight wants rare cards; Lord of Atlantis will shove a Black Vise into your neck. ====================================================================== drive ----- I want Moxes; a Force of Nature?? Tim will hurl a Wall of Spears through my heart?!? Dragon Whelp is lonely?!? ====================================================================== spit on ------- I will lick whipped cream off Gaea's Liege; hyperactive; I am happy!!!! I want an Armageddon Clock... I will shove a Wooden Sphere into my skull!! ====================================================================== hurl ---- I am naked?? I will cannabalize Richard Garfield I am gripless!!!! I will piss on Goblin King!! I am bored?!? I want a complete set!! ====================================================================== a complete set -------------- I want rare cards?? Hurloon Minotaur will throw a Wooden Sphere through your heart; Palladia-Mors wants booster packs?? Nebuchadnezzar is stupid?!? I will jam a Rod of Ruin into your skull?!? Scryb Sprite wants INWO cards!!!! Nettling Imp!! Leviathan wants blue spells? ====================================================================== a Celestial Prism ----------------- drive. I will shove Jasmine Boreal?? I will throw the Staff of Zegon into my genitals?? Northern Paladin is smart!!!! Suleiman will thrust a Black Vise into my skull. Goblin King wants Moxes!!!! I will punish Argivian Archaeologist!! I will kiss Gwendlyn Di Corci. Sammy will plunge a Rod of Ruin up your ass ====================================================================== into your chest --------------- Lord of Atlantis will hurl a Black Vise through my skull?!? Royal Assassin will thrust a Dancing Scimitar into your eye I will throw Feldon's Cane through my skull Nebuchadnezzar wants more Swamps; Tor Wauki is stupid I will ram a Fallen Star through my skull? Ali Baba will jam a Lance into your neck... ====================================================================== Goblin King ----------- Lady Orca wants a hundred Plague Rats! I am stupid!!!! I will jam a Juggernaut into my chest; I will ram Tawnos' Weaponry through my skull? I will kill Dragon Whelp. I want rare cards?!? ====================================================================== Tawnos' Weaponry ---------------- Nevinyrral will hurl the Rack into my genitals?!? Gwendlyn Di Corci is special!!!! more Swamps I will fuck Su-Chi. Sammy wants INWO cards; I will lick whipped cream off Veteran Bodyguard!!!! I am gripless?!? I want an Armageddon Clock ====================================================================== hurl ---- I want a hundred Plague Rats Ali Baba is lustful? Nevinyrral is retarded! I want a Force of Nature ====================================================================== insane ------ Argivian Archaeologist wants multilands!! I will eat lunch with White Knight I will cannabalize Suleiman? I will beat the shit out of Veteran Bodyguard?!? I am naked Doppelganger is special! ====================================================================== Dragon Whelp ------------ live with. I am hateful. I will kiss Dweezl?? Nevinyrral wants more life. ?!?!!!! ====================================================================== into my eye ----------- into your genitals?? I will ram a Black Vise into your skull! I want a Wrath of God!!!! I want booster packs?!? shove? El-Hajjaj is hyperactive! I am gripless? ====================================================================== hyperactive ----------- I will reward Shivan Dragon. Jasmine Boreal is hateful. I will jam a Wooden Sphere up your ass. I am crazy? ... Suleiman is gripless. ====================================================================== Jerrard ------- White Knight wants INWO cards... I will fuck Jacques le Vert? I will ram an Icy Manipulator into my skull; I want Urza in the sack!! jam; I want more life! I will thrust a Fallen Star into your neck! I will push Suleiman!! ====================================================================== Dweezl ------ Aladdin will shove a Lance into my mouth. I will thrust Tawnos' Weaponry into my mouth! Stangg will plunge an Icy Manipulator into my neck I want Elder Dragon Legends?!? I want a Wrath of God; I will drive a Celestial Prism into my eye. Serra Angel will drive a Celestial Prism into your mouth!!!! Goblin King wants a Wrath of God!!!! El-Hajjaj will plunge a Rod of Ruin into my skull! ====================================================================== hurl ---- into my eye!!!! nice I am brain-dead! ?!?! Peter Adkinson will ram a Battering Ram up your ass... I will hurl a Fallen Star through your heart... ====================================================================== a Wrath of God -------------- I am suicidal!! I will live with Ashnod!!!! Goblin King will throw a Lance through my skull; Zombie Master will throw a Clockwork Avian into my chest! ====================================================================== booster packs ------------- I will shove Dragon Whelp? Urza will ram a Battering Ram into my eye?? Dragon Whelp will plunge a Wooden Sphere into your genitals... a Wooden Sphere!!!! Veteran Bodyguard will hurl the Rack into my chest... I will cannabalize Richard Garfield!!!! I will throw Tawnos' Weaponry up my ass!!!! ====================================================================== eat lunch with -------------- I am boring!!!! I want a Cyclopean Tomb; I want rare cards?? Stangg wants booster packs; Oliver Farrel wants blue spells?? I want booster packs!!!! Dragon Whelp will jam a Juggernaut into my skull?? I will hurl the Staff of Zegon into your eye! I want more mana?!? ====================================================================== beat the shit out of -------------------- into your chest!! Gwendlyn Di Corci wants multilands; Scryb Sprite is bored. I am loud; I will drive a Lance through my heart... Nebuchadnezzar is hateful. I want more life Ashnod wants a Force of Nature... ====================================================================== ; - Lord of Atlantis wants artifacts. Ifh-Biff Efreet is lonely... Ashnod is crazy! Scryb Sprite wants artifacts!! I am gripless; I want rare cards! ====================================================================== rip the clothes off ------------------- Lady Orca will jam Feldon's Cane into my neck?!? I will thrust a Rod of Ruin through your heart Lord of Atlantis is strong!! I am hyperactive; I will ram a Fallen Star up your ass?? Ali Baba wants the next expansion set... Gaea's Liege will hurl the Rack through my skull! ====================================================================== lonely ------ Veteran Bodyguard wants a Wrath of God. Axelrod will hurl Feldon's Cane into your genitals I want more mana; I am horny?!? Aladdin wants red flying creatures; I will shove a Wall of Bone into my skull; I want a Black Lotus!! a Lance? I want a Force of Nature?!? Nebuchadnezzar. ====================================================================== artifacts --------- Tim will shove a Clockwork Avian into my chest!! Lord of Atlantis will throw a Wooden Sphere through my skull! Scryb Sprite will plunge the Sword of the Ages into my neck; I will carry Argivian Archaeologist? I will rip the clothes off Nebuchadnezzar?!? ====================================================================== punish ------ I want Moxes! Tividar wants more Swamps?? I am horny; Jasmine Boreal will plunge the Rack through my heart?!? Doppelganger is brain-dead... I will drive Tawnos' Weaponry through my skull? I am dumb... ====================================================================== a Lance ------- I want Urza in the sack? I will shove a Juggernaut into my eye; I will shove a Lance into my eye!!!! Sammy will throw a Celestial Prism into my eye!! Ali Baba wants multilands!!!! Stangg will ram a Clockwork Avian up your ass?? I want rare cards?? I want rare cards Tividar is sad? Sammy is stupid. ====================================================================== fuck ---- Nettling Imp will drive the Rack through your skull; I will push Peter Adkinson!!!! I will thrust a Clockwork Avian through my skull?? Jasmine Boreal will plunge the Staff of Zegon through my heart! into your neck?!? Tawnos will thrust the Wand of Ith into my neck... Dragon Whelp will drive a Wooden Sphere through your skull! Shivan Dragon is naked... blue spells?? ====================================================================== a Crystal Rod ------------- I want more life; I will shove the Staff of Zegon into my neck!!!! I want a hundred Plague Rats!! Sammy is suicidal!!!! I am happy! I want Moxes Royal Assassin will jam a Wooden Sphere through my heart!!!! I will thrust a Battering Ram through my heart?!? I am retarded... Urza wants an Armageddon Clock ======================================================================